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[HitShroom]

It was bad

I don't understand why in the begenning u made the shroom stand in one spot for 10 seconds doing nothing.It made no sense and wasted time.The graphics were bad as it is,but i think that first thing i saud is what brought graphics to a 4.You had a great soundtrack but it wasn't a music video so u need sound effcts.There were no sound effects.And the song u used when mario was shot(the one from Scrotum the puppy 2).It skipped and stopped a lot.I gave u a 4 0n style becuase of again,the pointless standing in the first scene,crappy story,and the fact that she shroom is a horrible hitman.The note said he was the best hitman,bullcarp!A real good hitman would of shot the target dead.Why did shroom bastard shoot him in the back?

[Locks At War 2]

Very good

I usually disowned the whole clock series becuase I thought they were stupid.I never understood them.Can u PLEASE explain the series to me.Explain how the whole clock and lock phase started.I wanna understand them and resoect them ore.Great work.I love that wolfish character.He looks cool.oh and i almost for got to ask u my riddle.Here it is: IF SANTA CLAUSE FOUND THE HOUSE OF COOKIES,THEN WHERE IS THE LAKE OF MILK?

WinchesterLock responds:

To learn the history of the clock crew and lock legion check the generas and series sections on NG and look at clock crew. There is a long history between the two groups. And in response to the riddle i would say in his pants?

[angry chicken]

It was too short.

I like the animation technique u wre going for,but u need some damm color biatch.It didnt make sense.And u ripped the chicken idea from a other author.Biter.

THEBBQ responds:

i know what submission you are talking about and no i didnt copy it, lets see his chickens are more of an upside down U shape and have barley any legs, mine do have legs, his chicken had a little red thing below teh beak, mine doesnt, the top of his chickens was rounded mine is spikey. you cant just go "ah a chicken! its a rip off!"

[Camp]

Ur movies are always complete

How do u do it?I don't get how u do it?The animation looks like a professional cartoon.Do u make many layers and do frame by fame animation on each layer.like one foe eyes,mouth,exct.Or do u have individual movie clips?Ho does it go?

EdSkudder responds:

The fire was one layer, an animated symbol. The chewing was on another layer and was also a symbol. For everything else, though, I just re-drew the character over and over. It's tedious, I know, but meh...Whatever works.
Thanks for the review!

[The Icecream Machine]

I think it was great.

The kids voice was annoying,but he did say funny things.Screw what these other bastards siad man.U didn't make him swear becuase the movie was intended for a younger audience as well as others.I have nothing against6 swearing.My family swear all the time.At each other and our dogs.We are crazy....well great movie.Beautiful animation.

[Newgrounds News 9]

It was very informative.Do u work for Tom Phulps?

You would of got a 10 on sound if that annoying voice wasn't there.You know,the homosexuel one portraying Alfred form Veronica X.It was informative and i appreciate u informing all of the fans.Your contributions will never be forgotten.I am a dearest fan of ur work.

[Mafia Banana takes charge]

....and some heinze ketcgup.

Inprove the graphics.Mafia banana looks good,but u need backdrops dammu.Make him shoot more people,put there feet in cement and river their ass.U shouldnt diss negrounds though,thats faggish!!!

[Stikfas ZZZZZZZ]

It was dreadful

You ripped the music from the "mafia" game(which by the way is the best grand theft auto game yet). I think that the visuals were horrible(graphics).Style was horrible.I mean come on!This whole clamation phase is done with and only Knox is pro at that.I couldnt understand the voices at all.I would recommend making the sound more audible,actually drawing out the movie(no video clamation!!!!)Base it on the video game.

[Morning Wood #1]

u have potential

Great idea,a tribute to a ban(style).Graphics are horrible.Update em'man.Make it like beebo.Real pics of the heads and then animate the bodies.Its easier,but funnier.Put a play and rewind button.Good begenning song and the voice-overs were funny,but chalky.

[Be My Valentine?!]

needs better graphics

Well.It was a really good money.He gets a punch to the face.Then he gets the metals in the pooper.ouch*