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[(2003)Henrys Shotgun]

yay

I love when the bastard is climbing the drawer and gets shot in the stomache. It looked really goatish. Yay!!!!

[(2003)Bar Fight!]

yay

How do your movies have such a small file size? Usually any movie with video is a big file.

[lesko's dance party!!]

i hate u

Anyone that writes a review about raping and killin an authors family deserves to be dragged to the street and shot.I will deystroy u if i figuare out where u live mother fucker.No one talks about killin my family.You are such a faggot.I bet u were one of those persons that was moleted by his parents,becuase that review u wrote only desribed u raping dead people.U are fucking pathetic.

[crumpets AND tea!]

tHAT WAS really good and funny

Too bad i hate you for writing that stupid review about my movie,"Tony Montana(finished).Its not becuase u didnt like it,but becuase you had nothing to support your opinion.All u talked about was raping and killing me.You are really messed up in the head.And if i ever figuare out where in New YORK OR Miami u live in, i would seriousley fuck you up.No joke.Take it as a threat.U better never talk about my killing my family.I will hunt u down mother fucker and i will break ur legs.U better beleive it.U did have a good movie.But u are a prick.And u know what i am talkin about.That review u wrote not long ago.And im not jokin about breakin u apart.Not even a jail sentence can stop me from protecting my family,so u better straighten up.

tonymontanaclock responds:

i skimmed through my pants and noticed your review like 5 years later and i have no idea what im talking about... or you ....but yes i would like to fuck your mother in the ass and your father in the ass and any type of animal you own or dominate in the ass, he is whom or death cheese mayan pottery

[Rise of the MK: Part 2]

That was amazing

It was so much like the game.u have all the actions.When he did the duck action it amazed me of the realism man.Do u take pictures of the game?Get gifs from emulaters?What do u do?

[Rise of the MK: Part 1]

Yay

Looked just like the game.Sounded like the game.The part when mario died actually mad me sad.Done well.Amazing how even a few sprites can create such emotion once mixed with uplifting music.

[Cletus the Fetus ep 39]

Yay

nigg

[Psycho- A short film]

meh

Dint make any sense

Tchommy responds:

meh, lick my butt crack

[Impakta]

It was not artistic....

just very bad.It was very short and pointless.Wow a man hanging himself.Why dont u do us a favor and follow in his footsteps.