portuguy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Afternoon Lunch]

i thought it was funny

some sort of quick idea i presume?

TheSlumberingElderly responds:

Well thank you for the compliment. It was sort of a quick idea, kinda, I guess...

[AD&D Spoof 2]

damn canadian scum!!!

i hope a goat kicks you on the chin

NeroCaesar responds:

I'm NOT CANADIAN!!

[drunk tales pt.1]

the animation was really good....

but everything else was poor.The animation was a very interesting and unique style.Oh and i forgot to say..........FUCK YOU U FUCKIN GAY SON OF A BITCH THAT ALWAYS DREAMS ABOUT RAPING PEOPLE.YOU FUCKING BASTARD.U WROTE A REVIEW THAT DESCRIBED KILLING ME.ILL KILL U U FUCKIN PRICK.I DONT NEED AN ARMY I AM THE ARMY.U TAKE A LOOK AT ME AND YOU WOULD NOT WANNA FIGHT ME.IF I ONLY KNEW WHERE U LIVED MOTHERFUCKER.U KNOW DAMN RIGHT WHAT IM TALKIN' ABOUT!!!U wrote this reveiw about my movie "tony montana(finished)"I WANT RAPE YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE JUST FOR THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING YOULL BE SHITTING YOURSELF FOR THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS BECAUSE YOUR ASSHOLE WILL BEE SOOOOOOFUCKING LOOSE YOUR GONNA BE AN ASSWHROE WHEN IM FUCKIN DONE WIT YOU. PEICE OF SHIT MARICON WHO THE FUCK DO YA THINK YOU ARE? WANNABEE MOTHA FUCKA THAT SUCKED SO BADLY I FUCKING VOMITED ON THE GOD DAMN SCREEN IM GONNA SUE UR FUCKIN ASS & WHEN I LOSE BECAUSE THERES NOTHING TO SUE YOUR FOR IM GONNA FUCKIN RAPE YOU SOME MORE & FUCKING KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY OFF WHILE YOUR TIED TO A FUCKIGN CHIAR. (YA THAT WAS ALL ONE FUCKIGN SENTENCE SO EAT MY SHIT I DO WHAT I WANT) THEN IM GONNA FUCKING CUT YOUR LEFT FUCKING EAR OFF, DOUSE YOU IN GASOLINE & LIGHT YOU ON FIRE, THEN IM GONNA KICK YOUR CHAIR OVER & YOUR GONNA FALL OFF A FUCKING BUILDING & IF SOMETHING DOESNT GO AS PLANNED IM GONNA WHIPE OUT EVERY SINGLE PERSON YOUVE EVER LOVED & HAS LOVED YOU. GET THE FUCKING PICTURE? IF YOU DO, & DONT WANNA SUFFER THIS HORRIBLE DEATH, DO ME A FUCKING FAVOUR & STRANGLE YOURSELF WITH AFUCKING SHOELACE."
If i knew where u lived i would cribble you mother fucker.

tonymontanaclock responds:

I WOULD CRIBBLE MYSELF TOO... cribble.....cribbblle.....cribblle..e..cielelbalpPNAACKVKEPANCAKES

[crumpets AND tea!]

tHAT WAS really good and funny

Too bad i hate you for writing that stupid review about my movie,"Tony Montana(finished).Its not becuase u didnt like it,but becuase you had nothing to support your opinion.All u talked about was raping and killing me.You are really messed up in the head.And if i ever figuare out where in New YORK OR Miami u live in, i would seriousley fuck you up.No joke.Take it as a threat.U better never talk about my killing my family.I will hunt u down mother fucker and i will break ur legs.U better beleive it.U did have a good movie.But u are a prick.And u know what i am talkin about.That review u wrote not long ago.And im not jokin about breakin u apart.Not even a jail sentence can stop me from protecting my family,so u better straighten up.

tonymontanaclock responds:

i skimmed through my pants and noticed your review like 5 years later and i have no idea what im talking about... or you ....but yes i would like to fuck your mother in the ass and your father in the ass and any type of animal you own or dominate in the ass, he is whom or death cheese mayan pottery

[Psycho- A short film]

meh

Dint make any sense

Tchommy responds:

meh, lick my butt crack

[D&R In: Gimp Troubles]

That was really funny

It was really funny.i think it needed voices,but that would make the file size a lot bigger.The Charlie Chaplin speaking theme is funny though.Since i have never seen anything like this before,i gave u high style points.Did u actually make this or was this a funny from the internet?Answer me or u be aclaimed as a goat for the rest of ur life!!!!!!

citiz3nw4ng responds:

The voices come next, I dont have a working microphone. There is actually going to be a team of guys doing this. Five minute long episodes, and if it goes over well on NG. I'll post little one minute shorts here and there. The next one will have sound. Thanks for your review

[Squirrel Gets Biked 2]

yarrrrrr arrrrrrr

Being a pirate isnt easy at all.

El-Cid responds:

Try being a ninja. THAT's tough. Some real ultimate power there.

[Locks At War 2]

Very good

I usually disowned the whole clock series becuase I thought they were stupid.I never understood them.Can u PLEASE explain the series to me.Explain how the whole clock and lock phase started.I wanna understand them and resoect them ore.Great work.I love that wolfish character.He looks cool.oh and i almost for got to ask u my riddle.Here it is: IF SANTA CLAUSE FOUND THE HOUSE OF COOKIES,THEN WHERE IS THE LAKE OF MILK?

WinchesterLock responds:

To learn the history of the clock crew and lock legion check the generas and series sections on NG and look at clock crew. There is a long history between the two groups. And in response to the riddle i would say in his pants?

[angry chicken]

It was too short.

I like the animation technique u wre going for,but u need some damm color biatch.It didnt make sense.And u ripped the chicken idea from a other author.Biter.

THEBBQ responds:

i know what submission you are talking about and no i didnt copy it, lets see his chickens are more of an upside down U shape and have barley any legs, mine do have legs, his chicken had a little red thing below teh beak, mine doesnt, the top of his chickens was rounded mine is spikey. you cant just go "ah a chicken! its a rip off!"

[Camp]

Ur movies are always complete

How do u do it?I don't get how u do it?The animation looks like a professional cartoon.Do u make many layers and do frame by fame animation on each layer.like one foe eyes,mouth,exct.Or do u have individual movie clips?Ho does it go?

EdSkudder responds:

The fire was one layer, an animated symbol. The chewing was on another layer and was also a symbol. For everything else, though, I just re-drew the character over and over. It's tedious, I know, but meh...Whatever works.
Thanks for the review!